Frequently Posted Bullshit -
The 10 most common stupid things idiots keep mailing me
- Are you a lesbian? / you are a lesbian / you are a fat, ugly lesbian.
- why do you hate all men because of something one man did to you?
Some men are nice really!
- Men are better than women.
- What would you think if I started an "all women must die" page / "all
jews must die" page / "all black people must die" page?
- How can you want to kill all men, you're married! / a vegetarian! / jewish
/ you have a dad.
- All the people who help you with this page are men, how can you say
you want to kill all men / women are better than men?
- If you kill all the men, all the women will die too cause you won't be
able to have children.
- There's no way you'll ever manage to kill all the men in the world
anyway, so there!
- Everybody will die eventually, not just the men. Women die too, including
you!
- I support feminism, but violence is bad! Mayvbe if you change your
attitude people will listen.
I considered answering these questions/issues once and for all so that the
brainless twits who think them up stop sending me them. then I figured -
I never bother replying to them in email so why should I waste my time
replying to them on here? If you're stupid enough to mail me any of these,
you don't deserve a reply and you sure as hell won't get one.
So please... I've heard it all a million times before. It's not big, it sure
isn't clever and it won't make me rethink my views or see the error of my
ways any more than all the other clueless emails saying the same thing did.
Just forget it and no one will get hurt.
- Woof woof/ bark bark / some other stupid dog noise.
- If you want me, come and get me! I'll be waiting for you!
- I want to beg for a higher place on the list...
- I don't beg.
- Let's see if your form accepts HTML tags, heh heh!
- Oh, it doesn't...
Remember kids - The form might be an entirely new and exciting thing to you,
but it's been on the net for more than 2 years now. Give me a break. You think
noone would have tried the stupid dog noises by now? Do try and be original
for a change.
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